Okay so this picture was shared with me and it made me laugh so hard.
Disclaimer: Not all lesbians go down on their lover when they’re on their period…I, however, do. With consent of course. (Consent is sexy after all!)
Ew, Rina! How could you? They’re all bloody and shit!
Okay, pause. There’s levels to this shit.
My face don’t come away looking like vampire bitch in that pic. I got rules too, y’know.
- Oh your flow is heavy and you’re cramping and shit? Here’s a hot water bottle and some Tylenol. I can’t speak for all women but I know that when I’m going through my first few menstrual days, I am a complete monster. I’ll be angry for no reason and I’m liable to go from 0 to 100 REAL quick. Attempt to go near my vagina and you are most definitely losing your hand…
- How yuh punani smell stink so? Okay so cleanliness is next godliness…regardless of whether or not a menstrual cycle is involved. At least, with a period, there’s an excuse. Not a good one ’cause taking care of your yoni should always be a thing…ALWAYS. If I can smell you and your pants ain’t even off yet, bitch NEVER.
- Tampons > Pads Okay so in general, I absolutely hate using pads. I feel like I’m sitting in a diaper of blood. Tampons have been my friend since high school. I know someone people view it as just a plug for the hole or something (…seriously?) but they are comfortable and I can function better with them. They also can be used as a marker/remembrance that your lover is flowing so stay with the clit…unless you’re actually a vampire (Note: There are also menstrual/diva cups but I don’t really have much experience with them so I can’t really speak on them)
- Consent Is Sexy Sooo I believe in this very, very much. I don’t think things should be forced and I believe that communication is AMAZING. To have someone to explore things with you is great and knowing when someone is comfortable or not saves you from getting in trouble…also, if it’s not consensual, it’s not legal. Just thought I’d throw that in there. If my lover doesn’t want me to go near their yoni while they’re flowing then that’s cool. I can wait.
- Last but not least…I can have sex everyday with the exception of maybe 3 days. That’s a real thing. I am an impatient, hyper sexualized being who exists in a state of eternal horniness. Having to wait a week is fucking torture!!!! And besides, if you can’t go down on me, doesn’t necessarily mean I can’t go down on you…unless the lesbian urge to merge happened and there was a sync-up. That shit still weirds me out.
This rant got real into it, didn’t it? I make no apologies…
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