Mise en situation: You’ve just got home from a long and trying day full of idiots. You walk into your bedroom and find the most attractive person sitting on your bed. Whether you know them or not is irrelevant because those steamy bedroom eyes they’re giving you is starting a slow burn in your body. They pull you down and start to do things to you that should be illegal. The heat starts getting so turnt up that you swear your house is gonna burn down. Who gives a fuck though ’cause that feeling building up in your pussy? Yea you know what’s coming next. Fuck…omigod…uhhh…yea…ooohhh…fuuuccckkkk!
BAM!!!! You just shot up in bed with the floodgates open wide between your legs. Dafaq was that?!
That, my friend, was a female wet dream.
I don’t know bout y’all but I actually have such experiences all the time. I think I’ve mentioned that I believe I am a hyper sexualized being who exists in a state of eternal horniness so this makes sense. I’ve, also only met a handful of other female people who have experienced this…well that have told me about it anyways.
The first time it ever happened, I think I was in possibly gr. 8 and it shocked the shit outta me! I didn’t actually become sexually active til university so it took me a while to realize what happened. Don’t get me wrong…I’ve basically been watching porn since I was in late elementary school and masturbating was a thing so I wasn’t shocked by the orgasm. I was shocked that I came because of a fucking dream!
I don’t even remember what the dream was about, but I wish I did!
It was the real deal too! The leave you weak, breathing deep, legs tingling, toes curled, soaking wet, holy fuck kinda orgasm.
It was so whoa that I lay there for the next hour,
- recovering
- trying to figure out how it happened
- wondering when it’ll happen again!
Took me a while but I realized that it was actually a wet dream. It sounded so bizarre because never in my life had I heard of a female having a wet dream. Sure, everyone hears about guys having them. We used to laugh about it on the playground! But not once did I ever hear about a girl having experienced one.
And hell no, I did not share mine until WAAAYYYY later in my life. I didn’t want anyone on the playgrounds thinking I was that stereotypical rebellious catholic girl who lost her virginity to some strange older man…or maybe just a weirdo freak
Now though, I wanna shout POWER TO THE FEMALE WET DREAM!!!
That shit is soo sexy! I love hearing women share they’re stories about waking up in a sweat, with their bodies still shaking from the orgasm they gave themselves using only their imagination. Honestly! If anyone reading this would like to share, I would be honored. Just please understand that my blog is public and I have no desire to change that so other may be reading it too.
Ugh…this shit may or may not be turning me on…I think I need to stop
…for a redtube break 😉
#ThoseRinaRantsDoe
P.s. Sorry for the less than super creative story at the beginning…I swear I can do way better than that. I shall do better next time, promise.